Fermentation Notes – Witbier der Schneewolke-Eule Primary Fermentation: Vat #1, tucked beneath the eastern window and in owls favourite fermentation chamber where the owl first sneezed (an omen of good carbonation). Day 1: Yeast pitched. Fermenter lid sealed with monk-blessed beeswax. Airlock activity began within 6 hours each bubble timed to the beat of a forest drum only animals can hear. Temperature allowed to rise from 21°C naturally and with help from a thermal cloak knitted from retired monk robes. (Or just by turning off cooling to the fermentation chamber and allowing to rise) Day 2–5: Kräusen rose like a meringue spell. Owl returned each night to hoot at the fermenter which is believed to accelerate ester formation. No touching the fermenter during this time. Last time someone knocked it, the beer came out tasting like regret and boiled cabbage. Day 6–10: Fermentation signs slowed. Gravity readings taken via whisper (hydrometers disturb the yeast’s feelings). Diacetyl rest begun on day 7. A small lucky charm of dried orange peel on twine was hung above the carboy for flavor encouragement. Day 13. Final gravity stable. Cold crash initiated by politely asking the beer to chill while playing relaxing forest sounds through bluetooth speaker against the wall of the fermentation vessel. Owl approved by turning his head 270 degrees and blinking slowly (the sacred double blink). Bottling Ritual: Bottles primed with yeast and sugar mixture, priming done under moonlight. Bottles filled in silence void of any loud noises which may “startle the carbonation.” Capped by hand, labeled with ink made from ash and elderberry. One bottle left uncapped for the owl (he never drinks it, but it’s tradition). Tasting scheduled for when the owl returns with a feather in his beak and drops it beside the brewery entrance door landing in a south by southwest orientation. Or in eight weeks post bottle conditioning. Whichever comes first…